Why can't I be a fairy?

Taken from all the other crap!

~VAMPIRE~
[x] You rather be pale than tan.
[x] You like to eat or drink red things. (No. Aunt Flo is also red and that is disgusting.)
[  ] When you’re kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[  ] You’re dark, and mysterious.
[  ] You’ve tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak. (It's called dehydration.)
[  ] You can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[  ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You’re more active at night.
Total: 4


~WEREWOLF~
[x] You have a bad temper.
[  ] You’re incredibly physically strong and fast.
[  ] You love the moon.
[x] You’re very loyal.
[x] If you love someone, you’ll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[x] You would go on a devastating rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[  ] You like dogs.
[  ] You’re fairly sturdy in stature.
[x] You’re either a good leader or a solitary person.
[  ] You have a hard time controlling yourself. (Hey, this site looks cool/Think I'll click a link or two /...Where did my life go?— Elan)
Total: 5


~NEKO/WERECAT~ (It is a werewolf; it's just FUN-SIZED.)
[x] You love cats.
[  ] You’re lithe and agile.
[  ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[  ] You like gymnastics.
[  ] You love to eat seafood. (Jumbo shrimp <3)
[  ] You’re affectionate and cozy.
[x] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[  ] You like yarn.
[  ] You like chasing things.
[  ] You’re an excellent hunter. (All your scrap papers are belong to me! >:D)
Total: 2


~ZOMBIE~
[  ] You’re an outcast.
[  ] You feel as if you’re not truly alive.
[  ] You’ll moan when you’re hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[  ] You don’t feel very smart.
[  ] You like worms.
[  ] You like taking things slowly.
[  ] You like odd foods. (Mmmmm. Stirfry tarantulas.)
[  ] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[x] You don’t get much sleep.
Total: 2


~GHOST/PHANTOM~
[  ] You're invisible.(wtf.)
[  ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[  ] You can send chills down a person’s spine just by looking at them. (Read: you can has eyerape.)
[x] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[  ] You’re incredibly gentle.
[x] You’re very shy around someone you find attractive.
[  ] You tend to simply disappear when no one’s looking.
[  ] You enjoy scaring people.
[x] You like the indoors.
[  ] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 3


~GHOUL~
[  ] You will eat just about anything. (（ಠ_ಠ）2 Girls 1 Cup?)
[x] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[  ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[  ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you‘re getting what you want out of them.
[  ] You like stalking people. (Turn yourself in, please.)
[  ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces. (But strike the dirt.)
[x] You get hungry easily.
[  ] You like torture.
[  ] You live to hurt people.
[  ] You like the idea of being insane.
Total: 2


~WITCH/SORCERER~
[  ] You’re into Wicca.
[x] You like magical objects.
[x] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[  ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis. (OCD?)
[  ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[  ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[  ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[x] You love black cats. (I love longcat too.)
[  ] You practice voodoo.
[  ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.
Total: 3


~SHAPESHIFTER~
[  ] You have different personalities.
[x] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second. (Read: you strip fast.)
[  ] You’re fickle.
[  ] You have more than one lover.
[x] You’re unpredictable.
[  ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[  ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[x] You often say one thing and mean another. (Alternatively, you're a politician.)
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
Total: 5


~DEMON~
[x] You have a very bad temper.(How dare you ask me the same question twice in reasonable context?! Tableflip)
[  ] You’re usually angry.
[  ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[  ] You worship Satan.
[x] You like pentagrams.
[  ] You love to mess with people’s heads.
[  ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[  ] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[  ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[x] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
Total: 3


~ANGEL~
[  ] You’re a very good person. (Why, thank you.)
[  ] You take care with everything you do.
[x] You can be extremely serious. (I always fail math with utmost sobriety.)
[  ] You’re gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[  ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[x] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[x] You’re a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a love.
[  ] People see you as being very pure.
[  ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[  ] You love God.
Total: 3


~FAERIE/ELF~
[  ] You enchant people.
[  ] You like organic things.
[  ] You’re almost always smiling.
[  ] You love the world around you.
[  ] You get attached to animals easily.
[  ] You’re a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[  ] You fall in love easily. (No. I have standards.)
[  ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[  ] You don’t HATE anyone.
[  ] You like long hair.
Total: 0


So again, why can't I be a fairy?